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Who Doesn’t Want to Have an Electric Fucking Machine?

· Sex Toys,Butt Plugs,Sex

Okay, you want to buy an electric fucking machine. Let’s talk about it.

Electric sex toys come in many shapes and sizes, and if you’re trying to both improve your lifestyle and get in touch with those essential erogenous zones on your body to give yourself the self care you need then . In this super useful and graphically detailed article, you can get acquainted with some of the options you have for busting your holes all the way open.

Sure you know about classic, household favorites like the vibrator, the anal bead, the nubby little butt plug. But have you taken your fucking seshes up to the next planet? Have you had an ejaculating dildo explode inside your walls as your favorite soundtrack of Prince and The Weeknd rattles your speakers up and down your walk-up apartment complex? If you have, then big up yourself. If you haven’t, then it’s time to reconsider your priorities in life.

So, what are the types of things you can shove up your asshole? Let’s dive in, pun fully intended.

Ass Toy Types: Cock Molded Dildo Heads to Huge Glass Plugs

There are a couple of factors you should keep in mind when researching items to put up your anus.

How comfortable are you back there?

Do you regularly use dildos?

Have you ever used an anal toy?

How well-stretched is your hole?

If you have a tight rectum you need to spread it open bit by bit, not all the way open from a tiny pin hole in one go. For all my newbies out there, try small dildos, especially the ones shaped like plastic amoebas. Penis-shaped dildos are often what people imagine dildos and vibrators to be, but dildos shaped like dicks are only one category under the wide umbrella of anal and vaginal sex toy models.

If you want to get fancy, consider looking into putting some huge glass plugs to put up your asshole. Made out of glass which is cool to the touch, you can ease this phallic plug into any hole you want with a smooth, not overly warm surface. Many first-time anal tryers complain about how their butthole burns when they slide in objects, but with a glass plug you can mitigate this burning by using a cool jelly. If you need help, have a friend or loved one ease this glass plug into your sphincter as you hold his, her or their hand for emotional support.

Let’s Get That Ejaculating Dildo Out Guys

So let’s say you haven’t had a boyfriend in a while. You start to miss some of those human connections, like holding hands after a date, looking into each other’s eyes or watching a throbbing penis shoot strings of cum out of the slitty hole on top of the thick, full head. For cases where you need that extra something, that oomph to take you over the top, be sure to look at ejaculating dildos on the market. The fun of being with a man sometimes is both seeing and feeling his naughty parts explode in a natural, purely biological way. With an ejaculating dildo you can enjoy this kinky pleasure in your mouth, your buttcheeks or your lady bits whenever you need it.

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